It has come to my attention that Buffalo Wild Wings offers a place for patrons to hold their fantasy draft. Not only do they give you a warm place with chairs to hold your draft, but they give you 100 FUCKING dollars of free food to do so. Technically, we can go in there, have a fantasy draft and not pay anything at all.
Then we realized that we don't even have to have a real draft. We can have a completely fake draft and cash in on the free wings.
How many free wings? 100 free dollars will buy us slightly over 168 free wings.
Holy shit, we said.
So, we're having a fake draft/wing eating extravaganza.
We are actually going to have a draft and run a shoddy league. It'll most be filled with racist team names and trash talk posts, I presume.
We're laying down some ground rules though.
1) We can only have 10 participants. That means eight people can join. First come, first serve. You must be able attend. Comment here if you want to join.
2) You're going to have to draft according to my ridiculous rules. Everyone is going to pick some stupid guideline on how to draft. Things like "Must draft players with the last name of Jackson" or "All White team". I would like for you to have a somewhat working knowledge of fantasy football. I'm not picky though. Just be prepared to eat wings.
3) We do only get 100 free dollars. Anything over, you're gonna have to pay for. Don't be a cheap ass.
4) You gotta tip the waitress. Don't come in expecting to pay nothing. It will be a nominal amount, though.
5) There is a three dollar buy in for every participant. This pool will be put towards a crappy engraved trophy awarding the winner of this shitty league.
7) Don't take this shit too seriously. We won't.
Just comment here for entry. You must be able to attend sometime in the week of the 12th-18th. I'll let you know in advance, it'll most likely be that Friday. We can also figure out some sort of ride to and from the train stations if you're coming in from the city.
Trust me, it'll be wing-tastic.