An Introspective Look at Marvin's Fob Family

my family also has pulled the ol' insta-water-shampoo act. the best part is, your expectin a nice smooth cream... instead you get that freezing cold water. no matter what temp the water is goin in... it comes out ice cold. of course resulting in immediate shrinkage.

not sure... but massive amounts of swear words in every sentence is also a strong point of my family.

HappyTimeMark wrote:

my family also has pulled the ol' insta-water-shampoo act. the best part is, your expectin a nice smooth cream... instead you get that freezing cold water. no matter what temp the water is goin in... it comes out ice cold. of course resulting in immediate shrinkage.

While we're on showers, I find my stupid cunt fob family using my sponge all the time. I bought a loofa, they claimed as their own in no time. So, I thought to myself, if I buy a bath sponge (which is far superior to the loofa), they might be too preoccupied with the loofa to notice.

Nope. I still got my mom's raggedy pubes on my sponge. I told them I have a skin condition near my crotch and I don't want them to catch it by using my sponge. They stopped immediately after that announcement.

Plus, I have two razors in the shower. One for the face and one for my balls. My brother and father used my face one often. I switched the placement of my face razor with that one designated for shaving my balls. I think that's punishment enough.

I think most white families do the shampoo thing, too. Mine does. Anyhow, the best way to prevent people from using your bathroom shit is to take it with you when you're not in the bathroom. I know this because I borrow bathroom products frequently.

By the way, Mark- feel free to change your signature.