Crippler Cross Faces of Death

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Finally, something chronologically relevant

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He got three hours because Raw was already going to be three hours to pay tribute to Vince McMahon's "fake-death."

I don't care if the guy Crippler Crossfaced the Incredible Hulk into submission, he killed a child, a woman, and himself, and instead of a fancy tear-filled tribute, they should have loaded his tights into a cannon, and fired them into the sun.

Although, I would pay good money to see someone Crippler Crossface the Incredible Hulk. That would be awesome.

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That last line about Owen Hart got me thinking. You know what killed him? Zip lines, man.

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Marvin wrote:: That last line about Owen Hart got me thinking. You know what killed him? Zip lines, man.

Yeah. I bet if people could ride zip lines to the post office to mail in their bills, they would complain about them less.

Admin Number of posts : 89 Registration date : 2007-06-13

Remember when Shawn Michaels zip lined into the ring at Wrestlemania XII? That was awesome. I bet he zip lined straight from Heaven where he was hanging out with Jesus.

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Quote :: Remember when Shawn Michaels zip lined into the ring at Wrestlemania XII? That was awesome. I bet he zip lined straight from Heaven where he was hanging out with Jesus.

Hell yeah I do. He was like an angel, but instead of wings, he had red leather pants.

That's how a real man zip lines. Fist pumping, checking out cleavage, long beautiful hair blowing in the wind. That zip line ride was possibly the greatest moment in the history of humans.

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Johnny wrote:: Remember when Shawn Michaels zip lined into the ring at Wrestlemania XII? That was awesome. I bet he zip lined straight from Heaven where he was hanging out with Jesus.

man ur a f*ckin' idiot. wrestlemania X wan when bret hart beat yokozuna for the title.... and was hoisted proudly into the air by legends such as tatanka, 123 kid, lex luger and many others. wrestlemania XII was when HBK made his famed entrance. if only u had a clue garbage bads///a god damn clue. jesus. u need to come over and watch wrestlemania more often, cause u r a chronological disappointment to the hart family and foundation.

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Quote :: cause u r a chronological disappointment to the hart family and foundation.

Well, what's left of them.